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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room