What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room