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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.