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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

Removed

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.