What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.