What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.