What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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Ah-so-late!

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He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.