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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.