Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing