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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

December Jokes More December Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!