How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

December Jokes More December Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December