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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

December Jokes More December Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!