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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

December Jokes More December Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.