What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.