What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December