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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.