What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!