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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on