What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.