What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.