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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.