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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.