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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us