What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.