Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Zippo Jokes More Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.