Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Because they can't spell "read it".

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?