Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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Ones in a cup

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.