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Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus