Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.