What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.