What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!