One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
There's none, both like clubbing.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Deep pan, crisp, and even.
One with everything.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
Maaaac