What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.