Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.