Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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You can't top a good pizza joke.

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A Piecycle.

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I'm a fungi!

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A Mushroom

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I D K

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.