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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Topping Jokes More Topping Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.