Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.