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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Topping Jokes More Topping Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.