What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.