What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.