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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.