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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."