Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.