Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor