Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives