Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives