Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

Because he had Loco-Motive.