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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.