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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto