How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...