How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who?

Bronte of the blow!

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.