What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.