What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!