What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.