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What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.