What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!