What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.