Introduce Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!