Introduce Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey