Introduce Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."