Introduce Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

35th Jokes More 35th Jokes

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!