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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.