I teach you the goober quench!
I don't believe we've met...
Meet Patty
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
Nice to meet you both.
Are you ashamed of me
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
When someone fed a genie alfredo
They give each other a milk shake!
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
Bondo. Jaime Bondo.
A 500 bill.
Because he was sketchy.
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
I can't even
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
A Luncheon!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
He didn't wrap his Whopper
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
