Because seven ten eleven!
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
...but you might not get it.
The punchlines are too long.
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.
They both get better when you drop the "base".