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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.