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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny