How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime