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Prepare Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.