Prepare Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Briiiiines...

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.