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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!