Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

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What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems