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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

Bout Jokes More Bout Jokes

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems