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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Mexican Food Jokes More Mexican Food Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.