Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems