How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!