How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.