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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.