How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands