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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.