Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
You Sioux them.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
Because of his ground thyme.
Bro sure!
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.