Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Nah, I'm still working on it.
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Because they grew a part.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
Too soon.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Put him on stilts!
