Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!