Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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They are hiring.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!