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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!