Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!