Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.