Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.