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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.