Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.