Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.