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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.