What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.