What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.