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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up