What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.