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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why