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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why