Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!