Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
OC Cantaloupes.
Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.
A flossiraptor
A Bronte-saurus.
Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Barney in an elevator.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
