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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!