Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.