Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!