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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.