Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.