What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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How do you top a car?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*