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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.