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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo