What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps