What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee