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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!