What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!