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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps