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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee