What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!