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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!