How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.