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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.