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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.