How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob