How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.