How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.