What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!