What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!