What has six legs two arms four eyes an...

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?