What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!