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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!