What has six legs two arms four eyes an...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!