A man holding an aardvark.
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
Rex (made this one up myself!)
Russel.
No idea.
A hot dog.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
A candle-nah-brah
Because he lost his bat, man.
Banana Nut Crunch.
A blind man...
Because he had no depth perception.
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
