What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!