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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).