My zipper.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
I have 40.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A Bay-gull
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
My Zipper.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
