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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'