What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.