What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.