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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.