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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.