What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.