You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A legend
It fro's up.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
Air.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.