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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

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A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

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Condom-Mints

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What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.