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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!