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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!