What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!