What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.