What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux