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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.