What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.