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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

When birds fly in V formation why is one side longer than the other?

They have more birds on that side. #scienceded