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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!