How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.