How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!