How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What do you call a flying bus?

Bus Lightyear...

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What's Gandalf's favorite band?

A Flock of Smeagols

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux