How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada?

Area-51, A

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.