How do you know if a flock of geese is ...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Flock Jokes More Flock Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.