When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

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They cook their own gooses!

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To slow down speeding geese!

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They climate.

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.