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When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

V Jokes More V Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Climate Jokes More Climate Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.