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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re