Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.