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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas