Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.