Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.