Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What music do cats prefer?

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What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!