Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.