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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!