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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*