Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.