Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!