What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.