They are all #2s.
They watch moving picktures.
Chokeland.
Because they're all pointless
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Because he can't make 3's
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
By watching corn!
There's a clock on the stove.