Golden State Warrior Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"