Golden State Warrior Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.