Golden State Warrior Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.