What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.