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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease