Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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They get a pencil and work it out.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.