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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil