What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!