What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved