What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.