What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.