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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!