What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat