What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!