What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there