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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.