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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!