What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!